That 70s Show: The Lost Episode

It was February 24, 1979 and the gang were hanging out in the basement. Fez and Jackie were kissing, Eric and Donna were talking, and Hyde and Kelso were planning to attach Kelso to a rocket. Then Fez said "Hey guys lets watch tv". Then Eric said "That's a good idea". They turned on the tv and saw a contest called "Wild, Shocking Events". It's a contest about contestants doing the most wild and shocking things. Kelso said "We should go on that show". Then Hyde replied "Are you on crack, there's no way i'm going on that show". Then Donna said "The winner gets 200,000 dollars". Hyde said "Let's do it". At the contest, the gang prepared for the event. Fez and Jackie were doing juggling bottles, Donna and Eric were doing carwheels, Hyde was doing fire breathing, and Kelso planned to surf on a moving car with a rocket strapped to his back. When Hyde did his act, the crowd booed him. Hyde yelled "Shut up!". When Eric and Donna did their act, Eric fell into the crowd and the crowd threw him into the pool. When Jackie and Fez did their act, the crowd booed them, but Fez had a backup plan. Fez started to rip off Jackie's clothes. The crowd cheered as Jackie's body glowed in a blue bikini. Jackie screamed "FEZ!". Then Kelso yelled "BURN". Then he accidently lit this rocket  and he and the rocket fly flew all around Point Place. He finally crash landed in the Forman's living room. Red was so mad that he chased Kelso all over Point Place shouting "MY FOOT'S GOING TO BE DRILLED IN YOUR BUTT AND BECOME A PERMANET RESIDENT".