While binge watching the show on Netflix from scratch, I fell in love with Steven Hyde. He just oozes coolness. He has quite a bit in common with me. We both don't trust religion or the government (Lol) He's a laid back, bad boy rebel with a heart. On the surface, he's just a stoner who shows no emotions, and has an apathetic attitude towards life. He seems to just give no fucks. But he's so much more than that. He's broken inside. His childhood was rough, thanks to his absent father and alcoholic mother. When you get past the emotionless exterior, you get to know a soft, sensitive guy who will do anything for his friends, and for Kitty and Red. The way he tries to win Donna's love just breaks my heart, and mends it back together. The way he helped Jackie at the prom when Kelso didn't ask her out just made me melt. In conclusion, I'd love to be his girlfriend. How I wish I could snuggle in his arms while listening to our Pink Floyd vinyl, as we hold our metaphorical middle fingers towards society, and as a result, get super turned on.