Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die is the 4th episode of Season 3 on FOX comedy That '70s Show.


Point Place goes paranormal when Eric falls for Donna's new look, Laurie goes psycho on Kelso, and Fez tries to figure out why Midge has disappeared.


Topher Grace as Eric Forman
Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
Tanya Roberts as Midge Pinciotti
Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti
Lisa Robin Kelly as Laurie Forman


KittyWell, now, that’s strange. Midge’s car is right there, Bob said she wasn’t home. In fact, I haven’t seen her for days
HydeMaybe she went to the store and forgot where she lived
―Damn, Hyde
HydeHey, I don’t know how this fits into you’re murder theory, but Bob’s wearing an apron with guts all over it and holding a big carving knife!
FezHe did kill Midge! And I never got to see her naked


  • Comic spoofs of several Alfred Hitchcock movies, including Psycho, The Birds, Rear Window, Vertigo, and North by Northwest
  • The title of this episode is a reference to the 1976 Jethro Tull album, Too Old To Rock and Roll Too Young To Die.
  • Fez is dressed as Dr Frank-n-Furter from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show", which was released in 1975.
  • Why would Bob say that Midge was in Chicago? He sees her moments later, and Kitty mentioned that her car had been in the driveway; did she take a bus?




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