Donna inadvertently promotes a nudie calendar giveaway at Red's muffler shop. Hyde is less than happy with Kelso pursuing his sister. Eric doesn't understand how Donna can compare him to a "twizzler" and Kitty helps Jackie bake something for Hyde, in order to cheer him up.
- Topher Grace as Eric Forman
- Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
- Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
- Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
- Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
- Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
- Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
- Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
- Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti
- „Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Kelso nailed your sister.”
- —Eric to Hyde
- It is revealed Fez has a sister.
- Kelso has had sex with his two of his friend's sisters Laurie Forman and now Hyde's half-sister Angie Barnett.
- Eric says put on Free Bird because they're doing it for 13 minutes, but Free Bird is a 9 minute song