Donna has trouble finding a parting gift for Eric, and turns to Kitty for help. Jackie prepares to leave for Chicago, unless Hyde has something to say that will make her think twice. Charlie wants to apologize to Red for his earlier behavior, but keeps getting into uncomfortable situations with Kitty.
- Topher Grace as Eric Forman
- Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
- Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
- Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
- Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
- Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
- Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
- Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
- Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti
- Bret Harrison as Charlie Richardson
- Bob: "Hey, Kitty, could I have some peanut oil? I'm gonna fry up some jumbo shrimp, which is a funny name. it's calling someone a giant midget. I'd like to see one of those."
- Red: "Get this, Bob. Charlie here walked into our bedroom and saw Kitty naked.
- Bob: "Whoo-hoo! how was that?"
- Red: "Well, how do you think it was? it was horrifying."
- Kitty: "Excuse me?"
- „So, Mr. Forman, how wrong was it for us to get into vietnam, huh?”
- —Charlie buttering