My Fairy King is the 16th episode of Season 8 on FOX comedy That '70s Show.


Hyde finds out a terrible truth about Samantha and a rival muffler shop might force Red into retirement. Jackie makes up a list of qualities she needs in a man and is overwhelmed when she realizes who her perfect match is.


Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
Josh Meyers as Randy Pearson
Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti

Guest starring

Jud Tylor as Samantha
Lara Everly as Hilary
Sam McMurray as Larry


SamYou're my husband
HydeNo, I'm the guy you married because you were bored. Next time try tennis, you lunatic!
HydeIf I make the basket, I'll stay with Sam; if I miss, she gets the boot. (Makes a shot, which gets caught on the rim)
DonnaGod's funny


  • Red decides to sell Forman and Son and retire.
  • Hyde and Samantha are over
  • Jackie finally admits to herself that Fez is the one for her
  • Given Hyde's conversation with Red, he thought he WOULD end up married to someone like Sam, but not at a young age.
  • Jackie's ignorance to stories is elaborated on as she didn't know how the plot of Beauty and the Beast went.
    • This ironically compliments Fez's ignorance about Romeo and Juliet, which he thought would have a happy ending based on the beginning of the story.
    • Adding onto the irony, Jackie dreams that she and Fez are Beauty and the Beast.
    • Funnier still, the credits scene has Fez and Hilary as Beast and Beauty.
  • Fez finds Jackie's moaning in her sleep enjoyable; however, he wakes her up as a gesture of kindness. What she thought of this information is up to debate, given her confused feelings.
  • Hyde finds out that he's not really married to Samantha, since she was already married to someone else.
  • Given the story about Samantha's other husband, she's either really stupid or manipulative.
  • Tommy Chong is absent from the main cast in this episode.