Well, if it isn't Casanova – the man who seduced himself
—Red to Eric
Happy Jack is the 17th episode of Season 6 on FOX comedy That '70s Show.


Donna catches Eric in a very private moment and is overcome with disgust. And Hyde and Fez visit Kelso at the Police Academy and discover that he's become a completely straight-forward, honest person, rather than the bumbling idiot they know.


Topher Grace as Eric Forman
Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman

Guest starring

James Avery as Officer Kennedy


Eric – I'm Busy! (Eric closes door)
Donna (to Jackie) – Oh my god.
Jackie – Ew. Was he going to the bathroom?
Donna – No. (both exit screaming)
Donna – Dirty!
Eric – Well we all know that, as a young man in the prime of his life. . . I have some needs.
Fez – Amen brother.
Hyde – Wait a minute, this is the prime of your life? You live at home with your mommy, and you have to wear a name tag at work.
Eric – Anyway, today, at the house of the woman I was...theoretically going to marry...I had some needs that I felt it necessary to take care of right then and there.
Hyde – In her house? Why don't you just do it at the bus station like the other degenerates?
Eric – Well I don't know. There I was; there the bathroom was... It was like two trains passing in the night.
Fez – That's beautiful.
Eric – You know it kind of was. . . then Donna walked in.
Hyde – No way! Fez – She didn't!
Jackie – It's called a lesbian, Donna. You're going to have to go to New York for that.
Hyde – Kelso, the fact that you're now totally lame would make me furious if I had the ability to feel any anger right now, which i thankfully don't.
Kelso – I am not lame--I am grown up, and when you grow up, you play by the rules, which is why I am getting rid of this. (Kelso stands and exits to the bathroom)
Fez – What is he doing? WHAT IS HE DOING?!
Hyde – Don't worry Fez, He's just screwing around. (Kelso flushes toilet)
Hyde – What?... BAGGY!
Fez – Oh, no. He has broken you. (to Kelso) You broke Hyde you son of a bitch!

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