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"Too Old to Trick or Treat, Too Young to Die" is the fourth episode of the third season of That '70s Show, and fifty-fifth episode overall. It aired on October 31, 2000.

Synopsis[]

The gang finds itself caught up in strange situations as Halloween festivities turn scary.

Cast[]

Starring[]

Also Starring[]

  • Jordy Masterson as Paperboy

Quotes[]

KittyWell, now, that’s strange. Midge’s car is right there, Bob said she wasn’t home. In fact, I haven’t seen her for days
HydeMaybe she went to the store and forgot where she lived
―Damn, Hyde
HydeHey, I don’t know how this fits into you’re murder theory, but Bob’s wearing an apron with guts all over it and holding a big carving knife!
FezHe did kill Midge! And I never got to see her naked
―Douche-broing

Trivia[]

  • Comic spoofs of several Alfred Hitchcock movies, including Psycho, The Birds, Rear Window, Vertigo, and North by Northwest.
  • The title of this episode is a reference to the Jethro Tull album "Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll: Too Young to Die!"
  • Fez is dressed as Dr Frank-n-Furter from The Rocky Horror Picture Show, which was released in 1975.
  • Why would Bob say that Midge was in Chicago? He sees her moments later, and Kitty mentioned that her car had been in the driveway; did she take a bus?
  • Tanya Roberts appears in this episode but with no speaking lines.
  • Danny Masterson's half-brother Jordy makes an appearance in this episode.
  • The episode the second Halloween episode, and only episode to air on Halloween.
  • Jackie is mostly absent in the episode, only appearing in the cold open, the first scene after the title sequence, and the end tag.

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