Jackie discusses her feelings towards Fez with a therapist, who tells Jackie she is only interested in unavailable men. Hyde keeps a retired Red busy, but regrets it later. Meanwhile, Fez is dumped for a very unusual reason.
- Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
- Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
- Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
- Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
- Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
- Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
- Josh Meyers as Randy Pearson
- Don Stark as Bob Pinciotti (credit only)
- Tommy Chong as Leo
Special Appearance byEdit
- Tom Bosley as Dr. Hammond
- Lara Everly as Hilary
- Jackie blows it at the end of the episode, as that was the perfect time to enter a relationship with Fez.
- Similar to Caroline, Hilary is nuts, but in a different sense; she wants to become a nun, without any explanation why, and promises Fez will be the last man she's with if she doesn't meet someone else before her vows.
- Hyde tells Kitty that he slept on the kitchen table with Sam. Eric and Donna did this as well, but only as a last resort as their attempts to find romantic places had failed. Kitty is shown cleaning it, but it's implied that she and Red simply replaced the table the last time this happened.
- It's never explained or shown how Leo ruined Hyde's bed.
- Jackie explains that she had been ignoring Fez simply due to him being foreign. However, she has come to see that he matches exactly what see wants in a man.