Fez needs to take an exam to become a U.S. citizen, so Red educates him on U.S. history. Kelso thinks he is the academy's "stooge" and asks Eric and Hyde to help him break into the station to locate his file for verification.
- Topher Grace as Eric Forman
- Mila Kunis as Jackie Burkhart
- Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso
- Danny Masterson as Steven Hyde
- Laura Prepon as Donna Pinciotti
- Wilmer Valderrama as Fez
- Debra Jo Rupp as Kitty Forman
- Kurtwood Smith as Red Forman
Special Guest Star
- Jim Gaffigan as Roy Keane
- James Avery as Officer Kennedy
- Katie O'Rourke as INS Lady
- When Red tries to teach Fez on how to say 'America' without an accent, Fez always messes it up. Coming up with another method, Red gets him to pronouce Eric's name. The way Fez says 'Eric', his voice is heard to be considerably deeper. This is Wilmer Valderrama's normal voice.